Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Hate the cold


The original punchline was "God, I hate the cold. It makes my sphincter act up." Which I thought was a brilliant punchline, but as expected, it was turned down out of vulgarity. The published punchline is acceptable though not quite as good I think.

1 comment:

  1. It's not as good because it doesn't make sense.

    Also when I read "Things I Do Not Need To Know" I read it in your voice.

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